The Last Witch Hunter Pop Culture Review by Rich Restucci

The Iron Giant hunts down a witch who killed his family with a fly. They kill each other, but the witch curses the witch hunter with immortality. 800 years later, Alfred gets murdered and Frodo has to help Groot find Jon Snow’s girlfriend so they can kill the witch and make Alfred not dead. EXCEPT, Frodo is a bad guy in league with Cassidy and gets plague-fly-ed by the witch right before The Iron Giant uses the Thundercat sword to cook the witch so she can’t destroy humanity.