LET’S MAKE A MOVIE!

See this poster? Yeah none of that is in this movie. This panty stain of a movie is one of the worst I’ve ever seen. It’s not even campy fun. Somehow there’s a plot in this swirling urinal of celluloid nonsense that involves a shark made up of other sharks, Hitlers brain, three middle aged college students and a shark hunter that looks like the he spends his weekends as a Tiger King impersonator. How this Build Back Better of a movie got made I’ll never know. There is a sequel though, SHARKULA. This Fromunda cheese of a movie gets -0/5. That’s my opinion and well you know… Streaming on TUBI.